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What about Keith f*cking Richards? Nigella asks America

NIGELLA Lawson has asked the US how come she gets barred but Keith Richards wanders in and out like he owns the place.

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New exams will make it seem like children are being educated

A SHAKE-UP of GCSE grades will give the appearance of children learning things.

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