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Big area of Britain nobody cares about to be flooded

A SWATHE of Britain that is of no real import, ranging from Bedford to Andover and from Northampton to Reading, is to be flooded today. 

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Toasted behind radiator, flew out of window: how you lost your childhood pets

TO you they were friends and companions. To your parents, they were teachers of the brutal reality of mortality. This is how they died: 

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