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Britain basks in weather that is slightly too cold to bask in

MILLIONS of people are spending time outside where they have pretended not to be slightly cold.

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All things now healthy and unhealthy at the same time

EVERY possible lifestyle choice is simultaneously good and bad for you, it has been confirmed.

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