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Britain pathetically excited about sunshine

AN outbreak of decent weather has inspired truly heartbreaking levels of joy across the UK. 

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'I assure you, I have only done something popular by accident'

By Sir Keir Starmer, prime minister of the UK from 2024-2029

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