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Feminism Causes Global Warming, Say Experts

WOMEN who know their place emit less carbon dioxide than uppity madames with so-called careers, it was confirmed last night.

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Herman Van Rompuy Is Anagram Of Roman Vampyre Hun

THE new president of the European Union is a Catholic German vampire who craves the blood of your children, experts warned last night.

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