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Five things you can't reasonably be expected to do in this heat

TODAY is set to be one of the hottest May days on record. Consequently nobody can realistically task you with any of these: 

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BBC, Glastonbury, and Starmer all must go after anti-IDF chant

THE British Broadcasting Corporation, Glastonbury Festival and Keir Starmer’s government must all be permanently dissolved because of what a punk band said. 

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