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Knowing basics of astrology getting man so much minge

A MAN who has bothered to learn the basics about astrology could get laid every night of the week, he has confessed. 

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Kneecap to sue bastards who nicked their thing

KNEECAP have announced they are taking legal action against punk band Bob Vylan for stealing anti-Israel publicity that was rightfully theirs. 

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