Fossilised rain was en route to Britain

THREE billion year-old fossilised rain made a brief stop in Africa before continuing its inevitable journey to Britain, experts have confirmed.

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Happiness caused by things you're not actually involved in

HAPPINESS is the result of things that actually have nothing to do with you, it has emerged.

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