Otters back to f**k shit up

OTTERS have returned to the UK’s riverbanks and it’s gonna be off the chain, it has emerged.

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Can I stay with you? Gaddafi asks Blair

COLONEL Gaddafi has asked Tony Blair if he can stay in his guest room for a while.

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