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Pollen told to f**k off

EXTREMELY high pollen readings across the UK today will correspond with pollen being  blamed for everything.

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Daily Mail ready to impregnate you

THE DAILY Mail has assured its female readers that it will make them pregnant if they are still childless by 35.

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