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Seagulls running everything

SEAGULLS have been humankind’s masters for the past three decades, it has emerged.

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Old Terminator needs constant reboots

A NEW Terminator movie will star Arnold Schwarzenegger as an outdated robot assassin plagued by frustrating software problems.

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