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Six alternative uses for your dusty, dried-out local park

SO much for the saying ‘the grass is always greener’. If your local park is now a useless, arid wasteland, here are some alternative purposes for it.

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Sex with a 25-year-old wasn't creepy when I was 25 so why is it now?

By Martin Bishop, 45

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