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The days are getting longer, say cheerful dickheads

PEOPLE who insist the days are getting longer are leaving a trail of psychological destruction across Britain.

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Bernard Manning defrosted

SEVENTIES comic Bernard Manning is being woken from cryogenic sleep after Ricky Gervais completed preparations for his return, it has emerged.

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