This is a peculiar twist of fate, thinks jungle grub being eaten by Tory MP

A WITCHETTY grub has pondered the strangeness of its demise while being eaten by the MP for Mid Bedfordshire.

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Britain's right to incompetence under threat

THE UK economy could collapse by the end of the day, after a man resigned for making a mistake.

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