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Who are these environment-hating dickheads Sunak is appealing to? Me

By Roy Hobbs

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Shakira, and other singers treated like deities for dancing around a bit

CAN you sing and dance at the same time, like a fairly competent karaoke regular? If so, why not make millions and have a fanbase that loves you with religious fervour, like these artists?

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