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Seven suggestions to improve Ms Gillian Anderson's sexy book, by a middle-aged fan

GILLIAN Anderson has just edited a collection of women’s sexual fantasies, Want, which is probably rather different to what her fans are used to. Here Tom Logan, 46, suggests some improvements. 

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