All milkshakes now a f**king fiver

THE standard price for a milkshake, regardless of size or quality, is now five f**king pounds.

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Man sure is glad his girlfriend's mates can't see the row they’re having on WhatsApp

A MAN is relieved that the argument he is having with his girlfriend over WhatsApp is not being peer-reviewed in another group chat.

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