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Beginning to feel like people didn't go for the Pizza Express line, says Andrew

PRINCE Andrew has admitted his concerns that his foolproof Pizza Express alibi may be beginning to buckle under scrutiny. 

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'I'm a man who's into lesbians. Not real ones obviously'

By Tom Logan, 38-year-old air conditioning fitter and staunch queer ally

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