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Ben & Jerry's to contain bitter conservative truths

THE co-founder of Ben & Jerry’s has quit after discovering every tub of the ice-cream would now contain unpalatable right-wing facts, he has confirmed. 

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'No country can do pomp and ceremony for a sex predator like Britain'

IT is fashionable to disparage British traditions, but who among us does not feel a swell of pride as a magnificent Royal carriage dating back to 1902 sweeps by containing a bloated orange pussy-grabber?

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