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Couple break up over opposing views on Best Before dates

A COUPLE have finally decided to call it a day after being unable to agree on whether eating out-of-date food is acceptable or utterly vile.

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Nation f**king sick of quizzes

PEOPLE in Britain are officially sick of doing f**king quizzes, they have confirmed.

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