Drunken visionary invents cinque formaggi pizza

A PISSED man has blown the culinary world apart by adding a fifth cheese to pizza.

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Man so f**ked he can't remember anything about festival 'had amazing time'

A MAN who does not have a single coherent memory of a music festival he spent the weekend at firmly believes he had the time of his life. 

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