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A proper altar jilting, and other events you'd secretly love to see in real life

HIGH drama in other people’s lives is the best kind of drama, and nothing could be more delectable than to see these terrible, life-ruining, incredibly entertaining events in the flesh:

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We ask you: who should be the next gammon Doctor Who?

DOCTOR Who is too woke, and needs to return to its roots of an old white man visiting inferior cultures and sneering at them. Who should take the role? 

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