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'Eat more and also, lose weight' mother tells adult daughter

 A MOTHER is urging her adult daughter, home for Christmas, to fully consume all proffered food while also, long-term, slimming down. 

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Clarkson becomes motorist, farmer, and pub landlord in gammon martyrdom triple

JEREMY Clarkson is now three of the right-wing’s biggest victims of injustice – a motorist, a gentleman farmer and now a pub landlord. 

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