Subscribe

Gelato: it's just f**king ice-cream, isn't it

ACROSS upscale heatwave Britain, gelato is being served to middle-class families who consider themselves above ice-cream. But is it just ice-cream? Yes: 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

How to survive an endless series of crises when you're in a safe, distant country

UKRAINE, Gaza, Iran, Sudan, melting glaciers. But, through it all, you’ve remained in a nice house in Sussex eating crisps in your joggers. Here’s how to cope: 

Checking article access…

Next story ›