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How to put up an unconvincing fight to pay the bill

‘NO, no, I’ll pay,’ you say, not meaning a word of it, but afraid to push it too far. These techniques will make it seem you desperately wanted to cover it but were cruelly thwarted:

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Man genuinely does not realise he's gay

AN obviously gay man appears to be the only person in his circle of friends, acquaintances and family to have no inkling of his sexuality. 

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