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Job interviews, and other situations you can still open a bag of crisps at if you want

SEASONED and fried slices of potato are humanity’s greatest culinary triumph and can be enjoyed at any time. Ignore the naysayers and crack in: 

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Heathcliff should look and sound like Rishi Sunak, says top Brontë expert

AN academic specialising in the work of Emily Brontë revealed that fictional character Heathcliff should resemble ex-prime minister Rishi Sunak in both appearance and speech.

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