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Medium-sized potato tops Christmas toy charts

THIS year’s must-have toy for children whose parents are sick of their whining is an unremarkable King Edward potato. 

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Awkwardly tapping the wrong bit of the contactless card reader to stay, say banks

BANKS have confirmed that repeatedly tapping the wrong bit of the contactless card reader before angrily entering your PIN will not change.

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