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Oat milk is the Devil's spooge, rules Supreme Court

THE Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk is not milk and in fact the ejaculate of the Horned One and should be labelled accordingly.

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The wanking isn't that excessive, and other working from home myths debunked

NIGEL Farage has appealed to morons this week by calling for an end to working from home. Here’s why it isn’t as bad as he fears.

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