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'I don’t know sex offenders. I just know a lot of people who know sex offenders'

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Tottenham, Britain ungovernable

TOTTENHAM Hotspur and the United Kingdom are both entirely ungovernable and doing so only ruins the reputation of anyone who tries. 

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