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Perfect cup of tea has a wank in it

THE perfect cup of tea is only achieved by a gentleman ejaculating into it, an American scientist has claimed.

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Seven failed celebrity relationships you're pretty sure you could have patched up

JENNIFER Lopez and Ben Affleck are already on the rocks even though she’s hot and he’s got an Oscar. Could you have helped these famous couples? Would you even want to? 

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