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Six sophisticated meals it's difficult but not impossible to eat on white bread, by a Northerner

FOREIGN foods, supposedly delicious, are bloody awkward to slap between slices of Hovis Farmhouse Batch. These are grudgingly workable:

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'Of course I'd leave you for Susanna Reid, I'm not f**king stupid', says husband

A HUSBAND has explained to his wife that he would, without doubt, leave her for Susanna Reid at the first available opportunity. 

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