Weed brownies, in contravention of all narrative law, eaten deliberately

A PLATE of cannabis-infused chocolate brownies have, in defiance of all narrative convention, been eaten by people who knew they had weed in and were fine with it. 

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Six Doctor Who monsters you would, if you're honest, shag

DOCTOR Who spin-off The War Between the Land and the Sea centred around a man banging a Sea Devil. Fair enough, because you wouldn’t kick these out of bed: 

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