Woman refuses to acknowledge 'packet' as suitable unit of crisps

A RADICAL non-conformist has asserted that she, and not the arbitrary weight proscribed by a packet, decides when she has had enough crisps. 

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Couple who've been together two weeks claim to have had 'ups and downs'

TWO people who have dated for less time than the average honeymoon believe their relationship is already a dramatic, tumultuous love story.

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