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A&E waiting times would improve if you weren’t such idiots, say experts

ACCIDENT and emergency waiting times have worsened because Britain is so full of cretins, experts have confirmed.

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The Shard now growing independently

LONDON’S Shard building has grown two new floors without anyone having worked on it.

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