Arsenic and other Victorian treatments for Covid, by Jacob Rees-Mogg

RATHER than endlessly carping about testing, the British public should take a leaf out of my book and use the tried-and-tested methods of Victorian physicians. Here is a selection.

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Massive f**king takeaway ruins romantic evening

A COUPLE’S plans for a romantic evening were left in tatters after they both ingested an inadvisable amount of curry.

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