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Cameron to cut deficit with dodgy ham

DAVID Cameron is to cut the deficit by removing at least 30% of Britain with catastrophically out-of-date pork products.

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Chaos as ginger convention double-booked with bully convention

“There were little ginger tears everywhere,” says organiser

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