England fans simulate effects of altitude with exhaustion and alcohol

ENGLAND fans now know, thanks to drinking through a game that began at 2am, exactly what it is like to be gasping for breath at 7,220ft. 

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Man has weird dream that England are good

A MAN has awoken from an unsettling dream that England are good, score goals and win knockout games. 

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