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GP's receptionist admits every single appointment is a personal defeat

A DOCTOR’S receptionist takes every single patient who successfully manages to see a doctor as a painful personal defeat, she has admitted. 

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How to have a Brexit themed Halloween party

Costumes Not everyone can come as dressed as Farage, Rees-Mogg or Britain’s innate xenophobia. Dress up as a tomato that will cost twice as much as it used to, or dress as Jeremy Corbyn and pretend you’re not enjoying yourself.

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