Tosspots get their frisbees out

THE time has come to throw a plastic disc around, Britain’s tosspots have confirmed.

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Restaurant serving deconstructed burger asked to reconstruct it

A DINER has demanded a restaurant ‘do the right thing’ and put his ironic, deconstructed burger back together again. 

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