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Gym before work: seven f**king unhelpful tips on how you could exercise more

DON’T have time for exercise? Obsessive gym rats can help you with that, by making these unworkable suggestions and dismissing your objections as weakness: 

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'It's very jazzy': A phrasebook for the perfect backhanded compliment

WANT to undermine someone’s self-worth, while still sounding like a nice person? Try these phrases:

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