Man admits Pot Noodle is just awful but refuses to stop

A MAN has confirmed that Pot Noodles are manky and he will not stop eating them.

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Scientists discover couple caught in endless ‘I don’t mind, you decide’ loop

A COUPLE are at risk of starving to death after becoming tangled in an ‘infinite non-decision loop’ over what to have for dinner.

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