Subscribe

Mum insists on making your birthday about how you ruined her vagina

A MOTHER has decided that her son’s 25th birthday should be marked with anecdotes about perineal tears and a pelvic floor ‘that never recovered’.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

The armed forces recruitment crisis: we haven't checked, but are they being paid f**k all?

BRITAIN’S armed forces are struggling to recruit which is probably because, though we freely admit we have not checked, the government is underpaying them? 

Checking article access…

Next story ›