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NHS To Number Old People

ELDERLY people in hospital will be referred to by a number under new NHS guidelines.

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Darling Has Secret Plan To Keep Buggering About

CHANCELLOR Alistair has a secret plan to keep buggering about with the British economy until he finds something that works, it was revealed last night.

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