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Older drinkers going to die soon anyway

DRINKERS aged over 65 have reminded the government that they are going to die quite soon whatever they do.

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Age at which it is socially acceptable to smoke cannabis raised to 52

THE social stigma against smoking pot into middle age has been officially lifted.

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