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Reports on health risks of ultra-processed food give man craving for Subway

THE health risks posed by ultra-processed foods have left a man hungry for a footlong Meatball Marinara, it has emerged.

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Village incredibly proud of local celebrity who got out of there the moment he f**king could

THE residents of the village which a famous actor was born in, raised in and left forever the moment he was able to are still incredibly proud of him. 

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