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Sperm love to party down

SPERM actively enjoy alcohol and cigarettes, it has emerged.

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Dogs to be shot in Olympic stadium

THE opening ceremony for the Olympic games will include a pile of tractor parts and a man with large hands glaring at everyone, it has been revealed.

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