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'Truffle Shuffle' To Be Renamed 'Dance Of Death'

LOCAL councils are to rebrand the ‘Truffle Shuffle’ as the ‘Dance of Death’, as part of new plans to reduce the size of Britain’s children.

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Everyone To Get A Flamethrower

THE government is to overcome Britain’s inability to order grit by giving everyone their own flamethrower.

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