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Weekending: Blair's Popery Bombshell
Lloyd-Webber To Play Pug-Ugly Composer In 'Hollyoaks'
ANDREW Lloyd-Webber is to join the cast of the Channel Four soap opera Hollyoaks as an incredibly ugly composer of terrible songs.
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