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An invading army, and nine other things you could name after Trump and he'd think were brilliant

TRUMP is complaining about a Canadian bridge damaging trade but if it was called the Trump Bridge he would love it. And he’d welcome these too: 

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Total arsehole has excellent mental health

A STUPID, unpleasant man is completely unburdened by anxiety, imposter syndrome or any other mental health issue.

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