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Bush Explains Upside Of Torture, Mass Death And Bankruptcy

GEORGE W Bush has defended his presidency insisting history will wait until he is dead before admitting that mass killing and bankruptcy are excellent.

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Rail Passengers To Squeeze Inside Each Other's Bums

RAIL passengers will be forced to spend their daily commute squeezed into the body cavities of other people, it has been confirmed.

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